Nobody has aired yet. The hall is a corridor. $5.00 puts the first name on the wall.
BIGGEST BID
one moment, one price
No bid has aired. The bar is $5.00 and nobody has cleared it.
BIGGEST SPENDER
every bid, added up
Nobody has spent anything. The accountant is bored.
MOST AIRTIME
hours on the screen
Zero hours sold. The screen has been ours all along.
LONGEST REIGN
held the slot at the bell
No day has ended with a king. The first one is tonight.